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Genital Farts: A Classy Start

March 20, 2014


The more things change, the more they really don’t change. Do I say that every year? For want of a more mystifying and enigmatic answer, yes, yes I do. In the 21 hours that I’ve been back in Belgrade I ate Čevapčiči, drank Turkish coffee and Jelen pivo, smoked Drina. I was met at the […]

It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year: Royal Rumble 2014

January 26, 2014


Like many others, the Royal Rumble match itself is my favourite match of the year. The mix of internal stories, nostalgia comebacks and innovation make it different but the same every year. Each year the winner is fairly predictable, with Batista the heavy favourite this year, The Animal returned last week and immediately stated his […]

Justin Bieber and The Old Aesthetics Attack

January 24, 2014


I couldn’t name a single Justin Bieber song. I can certainly google one, but I couldn’t place a melody. I don’t say this in a ludicrous attempt to sound like the super-cool hipster I probably am, but because it’s a fact. The same goes for Miley Cyrus, Nikki Minaj and the rest. I just know […]

The Greyhound Has Given In

January 16, 2014


One of the major factors that led to the consistent success (read: stability) of Blackburn Rovers between 2003 and 2010 was the crop of seasoned professionals that made up our squad. Now, obviously having Tugay helped, but others such as Brad Friedel, Lucas Neill, Robbie Savage, Aaron Mokoena and David Dunn played their part as […]

It’s Going To Be This Way For A Long, Long Time: My Dear Blackburn Rovers

January 15, 2014


It’s half time at the Etihad Stadium, and Alvaro Negredo has just put Manchester City 1-0 up against Blackburn Rovers. As a Blackburn fan, that’s not so bad. City have been nigh on unstoppable at home this season, averaging almost four goals a game. FOUR. This is a season where they have played Man Utd, […]

Shit I Done Cooked: Florentine Ham Grill

January 14, 2014


I’m an abysmal cook. Whenever I’ve been asked if I can cook, I’ll pretty much 100% of the time reply with a curt ‘yeah, I’ve dabbled in the past, never really had too much of a chance though’, which is a complete lie. I cooked a lot of pasta during university, a lot, and also […]

It Cannot Be True! (54)

April 16, 2013


Boxing Day originated as a celebration for the servants of rich people, where they would box up the Christmas left overs of the rich and take them home. Fact.